The Care And Feeding of Humans (Fubsyverse) part 4
As with any deathworld species, humans are quick to anger. Loss of personal property seems to be high on the list of possible triggers, of which there are too many to list. For more detail, please see Expedition Silence and details about why the Glint are no longer allowed to hire humans. When faced with an angry human, it’s best to speak in soft, soothing tones. Reminding them to "relax" or "calm down" can also be extremely helpful. When all else fails, make a human laugh. For this reason, we suggest you learn a set of jokes, or keep a stash of funny videos on hand at all times. (Reminder, just because it’s funny to you, doesn’t mean it’s funny to humans. Please check with a human first, to see if the humor is funny to all humans.) Dybbuk Review of Ontological Species Studies. The Care and Feeding of Humans, "Humor-the Best Weapon.", published by Glass and Steele, The Care and Feeding of Humans , translation engine 3.14159 Zoe was facing off against Allen